Neanderthal (Primate Pie X Lantz F2)

Neanderthal (Primate Pie x Lantz F2)
Bred by Kayed Seeds | 15 Regular Seeds

Neanderthal is a bold, resin-packed hybrid that fuses the sticky, couch-locking potency of Gorilla Glue #4 with the dessert-like sweetness of Sugar Pie #17—then layers in the candy, pine, and trichome density of Lantz F2. This cross was built for flavor, potency, and yield, producing chunky, aromatic buds that appeal to connoisseurs and extract artists alike.

Lineage Breakdown:

Primate Pie (GG4 x Sugar Pie #17) bred by @Killrgenetics: Brings a classic glue-like structure with massive resin output, earthy pine-and-diesel aroma, and heavy-hitting, euphoric relaxation. Sugar Pie contributes fruity sweetness, creamy vanilla undertones, and a smooth, syrupy finish that balances the potency of GG4.

Lantz F2 (Green Lantern x Ridgeline Runtz) bred by Ridgeline Farms: Adds candy-sweet terps, earthy pine, vibrant bag appeal, and a euphoric creative edge that lightens the overall experience.

Aroma & Flavor Profile:
Neanderthal hits the nose with pungent glue, earthy pine, and gassy funk, rounded out by sweet berry and vanilla dessert notes from Sugar Pie and candy sweetness from Lantz. The smoke is sticky, flavorful, and lingers on the palate.

Effects:
Expect a powerful, euphoric onset that melts stress, followed by a relaxing, body-heavy finish that can leave you “glued” in place at higher doses. Ideal for pain relief, evening sessions, or any time you want to fully unwind.

Why Grow It:
Neanderthal produces large, resin-coated buds with excellent yield potential and extraction value. Its 8–10 week flowering time and hybrid vigor make it suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation, rewarding growers with dense, trichome-rich flowers that showcase Humboldt-style quality.